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#61 Kia

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 07:18 PM

Dear Daisy,

You are an indoor cat, sweety, because you like to kill things that are dumb and slow enough for you to catch. Also (and sweety, I love you anyway), well Daisy-cat, you're not very bright and mummy and daddy are rather over protective.

I don't care how often Tom from next door visits you, or how much you mew at him like he's the best thing since tinned fish. You are not having a play date. After that incident with Malu (yes, Daddy told me about that) we know you can't be trusted to keep things PG rated. Really kiten, just because you don't have a uterus doesn't mean we're going to let you turn into a bit of a tart!

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Posted 23 January 2008 - 09:48 PM

^^^^Kia that made me laugh. So I gather Daisy is a bit of a flirt? Our female cat Cody is the same, sashays past the neigbour cat taunting the poor boy constantly.

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 07:44 AM

Dear Sophie

Precious darling - 20 minutes is not a long time to be on your own inside - Especially with all your favourite toys available. You had plenty of your own things to keep you occupied, I even leave the TV on for you. Why then, did you see the need to chew up my poor defencless USB drive - Poor little pen drive just fell on the floor, and you took your big chomping teeth to it.

Thankfully it still works - I had a very important wedding spreadsheet on there and would have been a very cranky mummy if it didn't work anymore. But, I still have to buy a new one - As the casing is now falling off this one - I assumed you swallowed the piece of the end because I couldn't find it - Well, I hope it doesn't make you sick.

Next time - Don't assume that just because something is on the floor it's yours to play with - Too many of my possessions have been doggie damaged - Next time, can't you chew up something of daddies instead?

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 09:50 PM

Shelby,

Why do you always to choose to give me doggy cuddles when your muddy & wet & I'm in nice clean clothes. Could you not have waited until I was in my old daggy trakkies?

your now grubby mum.

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Posted 26 January 2008 - 09:37 AM

Dear Bella,

How can someone so beautiful roll around in and eat BIRD POO?!

No more kisses for you today

Love Mummy

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Posted 26 January 2008 - 09:40 AM

QUOTE(Dani Oh' @ Jan 26 2008, 10:37 AM) View Post

Dear Bella,

How can someone so beautiful roll around in and eat BIRD POO?!

No more kisses for you today

Love Mummy


Haha Dani this is so funny! probably the same reason my darling boy eats cat poo blink.gif
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Posted 26 January 2008 - 02:12 PM

QUOTE(Dani Oh' @ Jan 26 2008, 10:37 AM) View Post
Dear Bella,

How can someone so beautiful roll around in and eat BIRD POO?!

No more kisses for you today

Love Mummy


laugh.gif That's nothing!! Bailey went swimming yesterday and swallowed half of the creek, enough to make himself sick and then proceeded to eat his vomit blink.gif Not that's gross! Plus he insists on kisses and cuddles straight after he eats fresh cow poo wacko.gif But I still love him wub.gif
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Posted 26 January 2008 - 08:34 PM

Madame Daisy,

I realise mummy and daddy were late feeding you today (who taught you how to read the clock anyway? It's really rather impressive that you know 6am and 6pm) but, sweety, it's not teddy's fault.

Teddy has never done anything to you. I miss my teddy, baby cat, he was a present from my mummy and you've taken him as your plaything. You've chewed off his nose and ripped his fur up. I don't know what teddy did to you, but he didn't need beating up tonight - honestly it was all daddy's fault we were late!
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Posted 26 January 2008 - 09:05 PM

Dear Sumo.

I don't understand - I really don't. You come from a family of proud patriots. We all enjoy Australia day (and you certainly appeared to enjoy the lamb offcuts today, too!). So what prompted the shameful display this evening? Shaking? Quivering? Carrying on like a BIG GIRL'S BLOUSE?!? Mumma can only think it was the Australia Day fireworks...

So we have already established you are not the bravest of beasts. I had hoped you'd overcome this aversion to fireworks, but evidently not. Still. Mumma is proud of the way you let yourself be cuddled and reassured during the display, rather than doing your usual take off to try and hide somewhere inaccessible. Not that Mumma hasn't enjoyed previous missions of getting you out from between the glasshouse and the fence (and subsequently having to replace 3 panes of glass rolleyes.gif) or the even earlier mission of getting a very fat pug out from beneath our bed base...

So. Now it is 11pm and Mumma is wide awake. I think you might be, too, if your buggy eyes are anything to go by. How about we climb back onto the bed, and Mumma promises to protect you if there are any more loud noises. In return all Mumma asks is that you don't wake her before 8am tomorrow. Deal?!?

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Posted 27 January 2008 - 07:05 PM

Darling Sumo. You did well letting Mum sleep in until 9am today! Shame the reason Mumma slept so well was because you wedged yourself against me so tightly I couldn't even roll over to get comfy last night so barely slept rolleyes.gif

Now. I KNOW you love a bathies, but when I run a bath at 8.30pm I can assure you it's not usually for you. Especially when Dadda has been painting ALL DAY and is hot, sticky and tired.

So there is no need to come thundering down the hallway in expectation and to sit watching me while I fill the tub for a sore and sticky Dadda.

Go outside with your brother - I promise to bring you a slice of Pizza each.
Love
Mumma

P.S. Yes - you'll get your much beloved bathies first thing tomorrow wub.gif

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 01:35 PM

And for the Trifecta....

SUMO! If you INSIST on sniffing ceiling white (and getting it all over your muzzle) Mumma is going to have to pin you down and scrub it off with a wet flannel. So stop sooking and SUCK IT UP. It's your OWN FAULT!!!!!

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 01:42 PM

hehehehe Sumo has had a quiet weekend then lol

Dear Joey,

Enough is enough. Stop stealing food and hiding it under the bed. I really didnt need to find the 5 items of unrecognisable food when I was just cleaning. Especially since your father isnt at home to get rid of it for me.
Also you are DESEXED no matter how hard you hump anything you not going to make anything. Leaving teh freaking teddy bear alone, leave your sister alone, and leave the cushions alone. I have had enough of you a the moment.
While we are at it STAY OUT OF THE LOFT. Its not your personal toilet and neither is the walk in robe. I am sick of cleaning up your crap because you are to lazy to go to the door to be let out. Yet you can climb the bloody stairs instead.
You are 5 years old so start acting like the adult that you are.

You annoyed mother.


Dear Tully,

Do not take any notice of your brother because he is a disgusting dog who has no manners and he doesnt listen to his loving mother.
I love you darling and you may look like a princess but you will have manners and listen when I tell you to do something.

Your mum.

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 03:50 PM

Dear Toffee,

Will you please STOP clawing our furniture!! mad.gif mad.gif mad.gif You have a scratching post, USE IT!

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 12:43 PM

Dear Tonrar,

If I go outside and call as it has just started pouring down rain, please come. Do not sit behind the shed wondering what to do. Then if its hailing don't just sit in it, me and your daddy had to come out in the hail and find you hiding behind the shed..

Oh, and you smell like wet dog now.. huh.gif Which means it is time for another bath!

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:50 PM

Dear my little pussy cat Shelby,

Just because Daddy is up to go to work at 1.45am this dose NOT mean PLAYTIME..... Mummy really needs her sleep.... and you running around and pulling your toys up on the bed will not get me to play with you...

Also please stop getting into mummy underwear drawer and pulling things out and hiding them under the bed......

Also please stop attacking my legs in the dark on the way to the loo.... it scares the crap out of me!!

Love
Mummy




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