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#181 Mrs Jules

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 09:17 AM

Dear Gracee (once again)

I hope you realise that bucking me off in front of my family and having me carted off to hospital has just sealed your fate as an unrideable nightmare. A nightmare who will be sold at the first opportunity to whoever is game enough to go near you.

Enjoy.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 01:42 PM

Pepsi - I know Hirdy next door is PITA & always wants to fight you but it doesn't mean you come inside & wee in the corner. You have a clean, accessible kitty litter so use it & stop being disgusting. If your fur daddy boots you up the backside I won't be able to defend you, you've been so naughty.

Your annoyed fur Mum.

Jazz & Shelby - Thank you both for looking after daddy whilst Mum was away sick. He told me how well behaved you've both been & I know you've missed our walks, so I'm very happy you've been good girls.

Mum.

Miss Cody - I know you were confused & upset when I had to go away but I know you knew that I was too sick. Daddy told me how you snuggled with him at night so he wasn't lonely & you actually shared the bed space with him. Thank you for being a good girl & I did notice & appreciate your smooches & loving attention when I came home, it's nice to know I was missed.

Your not going anywhere Mum.

Jinx - The days felt so quiet without your chirps to keep me entertained. I've noticed whilst I was gone you've been trying harder to talk too. Mummy had a nice laugh at your frantic chirps & cage hopping when you saw me arrive home too, again it was nice to see I'd been missed.

Your proud Mum.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 02:19 PM

Toby,
New blinds are not there for you to chew on or play with, so please control yourself!!
You only have 50 something toys...

Also, please stop chewing buttons on clothes....

But damn you're cute!!

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 02:22 PM

^^^^It sucks big time when they package evil into such cute "butter wouldn't melt in their mouthes" packages. Makes discipline so much harder.

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Posted 23 September 2008 - 11:35 AM

Dear dogs

you KNOW that before bedtime I take you outside for wees.

I know it was raining last night, but you have both seen rain before, both done the quick dash out in to the rain to pee before, so I think you were both just being lazy last night when you got to the door, saw the rain & turned your noses up before heading back to snuggle up on the lounge.

This is fine... until you are both obviously busting at 12.30am & I have to get up out of my nice warm bed, take you outside (where, by the way, it was still raining... actually harder than it was before bedtime) and then dry your muddy little feet & wipe down your coats before heading back to bed.

Dallas, thank you for going out for a quick pee & heading back in straight away, albeit with the usuall sooky nonsense that goes along with drying your feet... seriously, you know im just gonna wipe them over with a towel & let you go through... so just put up with it!

Max, if you get mummy out of bed in the middle of the night for a pee... DO NOT decide that you also need to drink 2 litres of water, investigate the food bowls to see if any more food has magically appeared & then sit & sook because your plastic bone is in the middle of the grass in the rain. I am not going to get it for you. & when I whisper yell at you to get your ass back inside (not wanting to wake the whole neighbourhood) just bloody do it!! dont sit at the bottom of the steps & try to puppy-dog-eye me. it doesnt work after midnight buddy.

So, next time it's raining before bed you are both going out to pee anyway. I dont care if you dont want to...

much love, your 'not so fond of the midnight pees' mummy
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Posted 25 September 2008 - 07:52 PM

Dear Jaspa,

I'm so sick of you sitting/laying in Briahs baby furniture, I did not spend hundreds of $$$$$ for you to get your hair all over it and makes holes while you soften them. I'm sick of putting her stuff away each time I go out or having to put a cushions in them to keep your fat bum out. GRRRR...and while i'm at it stop getting your food on the ground, if you want to eat off the floor then i'll stick you outside in the cold mad.gif

Dear Gypsy,

This is the 5th time you've chewed the hose attachment and destroyed the hose, just because it's at your level doesn't mean it's your to do as you please. Stop digging holes in the grass and landscaping the yard to meet your standards... mad.gif rolleyes.gif , it's fine as it is!!!

Love angry mum.

#187 Mrs Jules

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 08:38 AM

Dear Bronson,
copious monotonous barking at 4am in the morning just because you are bored is NOT acceptable behaviour, neither is buggering off as soon as we come outside to avoid getting a smack.




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Posted 26 September 2008 - 10:46 PM

Shelby & Jazz,

Sooo not impressed with your gardening efforts girls. dry.gif

Daddy is going to be seriously pissed when he sees how much damage you've done.

Cheesed off Mum.

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Posted 24 October 2008 - 10:11 AM

dear Max,
I know it was you who chewed the hose.
I know you thought it was hilarious when I got absolutely soaked when I turned it on not realising you had chewed it.

but you know what??? enjoy the hose buddy, it's the only toy you're gonna have for awhile.

Dear stupid FH..... see why we put the hose away every time we use it?? No, duct tape wont fix it dry.gif rolleyes.gif
go and buy a new hose & keep it up high this time....
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 12:04 PM

Dear Nicky, I know you love sardines...but eating them on the bed is just disgusting...
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Posted 24 October 2008 - 01:38 PM

QUOTE(Chrissy25 @ Oct 24 2008, 01:04 PM) View Post

Dear Nicky, I know you love sardines...but eating them on the bed is just disgusting...




Oh no Chrissy eeeewwwww!

My two love them so much that they wouldn't make it to the bed thank goodness laugh.gif


Dear Patch,

You sleep ALL day, why do you think it is OK to get up and want to go outside 3 times between 11pm and 12am? Why not wander out there in the day? - night time is for sleep!



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Posted 25 October 2008 - 10:07 AM

Dear Oscar,

Deciding only after the obedience lesson is over that you can sit on command makes mummy look like a total idiot.

(but woohoo for doing a drop for the very first time).

Love you embarrassed Mum

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 07:16 PM

I'm loving these posts...


Dear Dyno,

I love you so much but stop shedding your fur ALL year round. My beautiful wool rug is now permanently impregnated with your fluff. I cannot get it out - not even with my new suck everything up vacuum cleaner.

Love Mummy.

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Posted 25 October 2008 - 10:08 PM

Toffee,

As I have said before, quit scratching the couch! Argh, you have a scratching post, use it!

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Posted 27 October 2008 - 04:51 PM

Dear Minx,

Please understand that we give you worm medicine for your own good. I know it tastes yucky and you drool it all down your chin, but if you swallow it like a good girl, Mummy will give you something nice.

Thankyou for getting it all over my floor and my top, while drooling.

Love Mummy

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